Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Renaissance Man Calls Sir William Towelamp a "Chump"

It looks like the renaissance man of Interstate 80 in Nebraska will spend the Thanksgiving holiday in jail. Today during a preliminary hearing about his charges of obstructing the Vatican Police, Judge Milo Ottenger asked the Renaissance man his name and he refused to divulge it. Dozens of news cameras were rolling as he puffed up his chest and responded, "William Towelamp is a chump!"

The wrathful judge pounded his gavel and the bailif escorted the Renaissance man out of the courtroom.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, that is just so sad. I hope they serve a good turkey dinner in jail.

-Amanda Hortstick

Anonymous said...

I hope he chokes on a wishbone!

Sir William Towelamp

Porcupinetaxi said...

Why are Vatican Police arresting people on US soil?

Anonymous said...

Why are Vatican Police arresting people on US soil?

And then he aluded

rub me down with lots of caster oil

And the filamentary corpuscles have all exploded.

-Steve, the poet

Anonymous said...

Steve, you are the best poet I have ever read. Keep up the good work.

Oh, uh, er...too bad for that Renaissance man, eh? I hope they let him out of jail.

-X. Goldstein