Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Elephant Kills Trainer

Trixie, the elephant at the Kit Carson Wild Animal Park in Johnstown, Tennessee, went crazy when her trainer started adding new mulch to her enclosure.

"She picked up the man with her trunk and he flew over, over, over and landed in the tigers' place!" said little three-year old Timmy Tomblinson, the only witness to the horrible accident. "The whale (sic) got so mad when he dumped garbage (sic) around the cage (sic)," he wimpered traumatically.

The Blue Green Power Plant reporter tried to get more details, but the child was whisked away by his impatient parents, who looked too young to raise a three-year-old.


Anonymous said...

Maybe the mulch is like an aphrodisiac.

-Leo Spinoza

Anonymous said...

I disagree with this post.

-Ted Berfin