Children Jetison Milk in Favor of Takeover Bid

The Children Who Need Help charity has foregone it's weekly milk bid at the Farmer's Market. Instead of milk, they have invested funds in The Blue Green Power Plant.

"It was all little Billy's idea," stated Sister Carla Mary as she swung a rosary around her index finger, then caught the crucifix expertly in her palm. "Little Billy and the other tots." She patted the little one's shoulder.

When approached for comment, little Billy Plimberton played the numbskull and remained mum.

Independent analysis indicates, however, that one percent of the company may carry quite a symbolic counterweight to Towelamp's fifty-one percent interest in the company at the next board of directors' meeting.

In the meantime, two lawsuits are chugging through the courts. The Charity is suing the millionaire for gobbling up their funds. Towelamp is suing the children for damaging his car. Two cases on a collision course.