The health insurance company of Rolch Wood, the parazoologist who had been communicating with the rabbit with a human foot, has released Wood from the hospital even though he is still in a coma.
An executive from a national leading HMO said, "If he were a parabiologist, we could get him treatment, but but he is a parazoologist and therefore is not covered. His policy clearly states that if he is talking, he is not in what we define as a coma. He needs to be at home.
Rolch wood has periodically began jibbering about animals, as if talking in his sleep. He is quoted as saying, "Two dogs, two cats and a ferret. They are menacing me."
Woods former employer, Dr. Phil has stated that he would like to help Wood, "But I don't have any idea where to begin."