Friday, January 05, 2007

Rolch Wood's Insurance Company Sends Him Home

The health insurance company of Rolch Wood, the parazoologist who had been communicating with the rabbit with a human foot, has released Wood from the hospital even though he is still in a coma.

An executive from a national leading HMO said, "If he were a parabiologist, we could get him treatment, but but he is a parazoologist and therefore is not covered. His policy clearly states that if he is talking, he is not in what we define as a coma. He needs to be at home.

Rolch wood has periodically began jibbering about animals, as if talking in his sleep. He is quoted as saying, "Two dogs, two cats and a ferret. They are menacing me."

Woods former employer, Dr. Phil has stated that he would like to help Wood, "But I don't have any idea where to begin."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What kind of heartless country have we become? The national leading HOMOS should reevaluate this case. If Rolch Wood was straight, then he would still be getting treatment.
p.s. Dr. Phil does not want to get his hands dirty on this one, but he DOES TO have an idea "where to begin."

-Paul Lodgesmith, National Leading BI President

Anonymous said...

What kind of heartless country have we become? The national leading HOMOS should reevaluate this case. If Rolch Wood was straight, then he would still be getting treatment.
p.s. Dr. Phil does not want to get his hands dirty on this one, but he DOES TOO have an idea "where to begin."

-Paul Lodgesmith, National Leading BI President

Anonymous said...

What the heck?

bluegreenplant said...

Bluegreenplant wishes to non-offensively correct the letter writer, Mr. Lodgesmith, as Rolch Wood has an ex-wife who has stepped foreward to point out that,"Although Woody was a jerk talking to animals in other realms, he was not homosexual. I wouldn't refer to him as Woody if that were the case." she said with a gesture.

The HMO referred to in our article was a Health Maintainance Organization run by a multinational insurance company.

Anonymous said...

Having put on my specs, I can now see that I misread you post. Sincere apologies go out to Bluegreen and to the ex-Mrs. Wood.

-P. Lodgesmith, former president of National Leading BI